INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
Slytherin and proud!
the folt in our stors
Somebody send this captioned to john green or do we wait for him to discover it?
We wait >:)
clap along if u know that phan is the truth
*world begins to shake with mass clapping*
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
DAN UNBUTTONED PHIL’S SHIRT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT OMG
Is it bad that Phil makes a prettier girl then me?
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
Call Me Mr. Lester
Summary: Dan and Phil are teachers at a high school. They’re together and married but have kept their relationship a secret until a student catches them and threatens to tell the rest of the school.
Word Count: 2,776
A/N: This is just another phanfic I just came up with haha it’s kind of random but I’ve never written Dan and Phil has teachers before! :)
Phil Lester sighed as he strolled down the hallway and made his way towards the English classroom, where his husband would be waiting for him at. It had been a long day and Phil was thankful that it was lunchtime, where he would get an hour break from all the students that he had been dealing with all day.
Luckily it was a Friday which meant it was the weekend and he wouldn’t have to deal with students for two days.
“Hey you,” Dan Howell-Lester greeted, smiling when he saw his husband walk into his classroom.
Dan and Phil had been teaching at the same school for two years now. It was something that they both wanted to do and they both agreed on. Unfortunately, they did have to hide their relationship from their fellow teachers and the students. They were a gay couple and they were terrified of what everyone would say about them. They had been together since Dan was 18-years-old and since Phil was 22-years-old, now Dan was 24 and Phil was 26. They had been married for two years now and they were even planning on starting their own family soon.
“You look tired,” Dan said as he stood in front of the chalkboard, erasing what had been previously written on it before. Dan was the English teacher and Phil was the Science teacher. Luckily, they loved the subjects they taught.
It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.
Doctor Who meme | undernoticed quotes | (1/?) | The God Complex
“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe”
did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here
CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS
Hey, only countries with a government get to criticize us.
How many of you fuckers saying you won’t drink beverages in a bag, but have had this, which is also in a bag?
thATS A POUCH
RESPECT THE POUCH