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trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.



wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"



merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

thisclosetstoosmall:

the-average-gatsby:

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This post is life

I AM CRYING :’)

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

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to

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Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

what have you done

beware-phangirl:

We need a day in the life of Dan and Phil video
We need a truth or dare with dan and phil video
We need a would you rather with Dan and phil video
We need a random Dan and Phil video
Basically we just REALLY NEED a Dan and Phil video. Please

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